My 18-year-old son is off to Greece on his first holiday sans parents.
I was going to say the first without an adult, but of
course, he is an adult.
He is so excited.
Here's his neatly packed suitcase.
He is the group leader, having organised the original trip
for 12, collected the money and readjusted when two dropped out and the travel
agent he had booked it at closed down.
He has just checked all his documents, passport, E11 card,
travel insurance and weighed his bag (14.1k) to ensure it does not exceed the
15k allowance.
On the whole he is sensible but and here’s the big but – so
many things can happen to him.
Every newspaper I have read over the past few days reports
some holiday tragedy: drowning after drinking; getting stabbed for chatting up
a girl; being robbed of all cash hours into the holiday and so the list goes
on.
But maybe the chickens are now coming home to roost.
It was the summer of 1984.
I had just sat my A-Levels and told my mum and dad I had booked a holiday to Spain
with my friend Karen.
I had saved and paid for the holiday with the proceeds of my
Saturday job in a sweet shop.
What I had failed to mention was that it was a Club 18-30
holiday.
Some things parents just don't need to know because, hey, they worry too much.
It was late August and we finally arrived at a dusty little town on the outskirts
of Barcelona after a tortuous 36-hour coach trip.
Seconds after stepping on Spanish soil we were promptly stripped of
our luggage and dumped in the pool by fellow holidaymakers.
(Me, front right and Karen in The Rovers Return bar, the night it was announced Corrie stalwart, Stan Ogden had died.)
We hooked up with a gang of lads from Northampton and Essex
who on the whole, acted as big brothers to us.
(Here's me in my holiday togs, fake vest and white jogs - top right , if you hadn't guessed!)
In fact there was an even bigger brother amongst the gang –
a Freddie Mercury lookalike who appeared to sniff out danger at every corner.
He barely drank, spent the evenings scanning the bars and
quickly steered us out of harms way every time there was a scuffle.
Although he had tagged on to our group he appeared to be a solitary figure.
On the last day he was late for our evening out and I went
to find him.
It was the first time I had seen his room and unlike ours it
was immaculate – everything neatly folded and not a can of hair gel out of
place.
He caught the surprise in my eyes.
“You don’t get much space to yourself in Wormwood Scrubs,”
he replied.
(Can you spot "Freddie"?)
I am still not sure to this day whether he was telling the truth but I do know that I arrived back home, safe and sound.
